The Leland and Joell Show

Leland Klassen is a comedian from Abbotsford BC. Joell Haugan is a pastor from Swift Current SK. They discuss whatever comes to mind!

Friday, December 12, 2008

OK.... it has Been Two Years Now.... What Should We Do?


So.... should we spark this puppy up again? Thousands of people have not requested that we do so... so we're at a loss to now what to do. Hmmm.

Thinking.....

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Someone Can't Count!

So.... did anyone notice that we had two episode 12's? Yes, it's true. Kinda goofed that up I must say. It has been fixed now... but the file numbers will forever be messed up....and for that we are sorry. Really sorry. Like... a tonne (metric) sorry.

Too make up for it... take a lull and watch this.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Episode 14 - The Better Half

This is Daren.


We have a nice chat with Leland's wife Carrie (I have no idea if I have spelled it correctly... and I don't have a picture either). She grew up in Melfort so.. she must be nice. Arlington Beach Camp. We thought we were done chatting... then we tried to call Leland... and, unfortunately, got in touch with him in Minneapolis. Leland happened to be at rotten ronny's with Daren Streblow. They were gonna try out Club 3 Degrees. Leland then went into denial. Leland reviewed his wedding gig for us at which he did not eat... but he did have Arby's beforehand.

Get the MP3 here.

Friday, November 10, 2006

Episode 13- Dare 2 be Mile High

This, apparently, is Starfield.

We got in touch with Leland in Denver, Colorado, USofA at the Doubletree Hotel. Joell was in Banff last week.... at this place (not kidding). The conference included sessions with Rod Wilson (President of Regent College) which should be on the BUWC website soon. Leland is going to Dare2Share in Denver. Apparently a famous band called Starfield will be there too. Apparently Larry got hit on the head. Man put in jail for not paying his ticket from 1984. Another man tries to call in a bank heist. We may be being invaded by the Brits. We close with a clip from the Waterboys!!!

Get the MP3 file of the show here.

Monday, October 30, 2006

Episode 12 - Hi Bone!

This is Prince Albert.

This is Prince Albert in a can.

Download the episode here.

It's our scary halloween episode! OK. It's actually not scary but work with us. Leland complains about the droves of kids they get at his house. We then try to figure out how many stone each of us is (yes, it makes for exciting audio). Here's a picture of Leland's stomach. The odd couple of Malaysia. Then the world's most unsexy person (who is a comedian... is it Leland?). Leland had a Mr. Dressup autograph.. and Spiderman's. We then chat about Prince Albert replete with Prime Minsters. Joell then talks about his tap trouble with Moen and Peerless. Lucy Maude Montgomery and Boris Karloff? Leland's next gig is at Lafflines in New Westminster. Then we chat with Bone from the U.S.A. Can't a man be pretty? Email us and let us know! Email Leland to MC your wedding today!!

This is Bone. :)

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Episode 11 - Sorry Germany

This is Larry.


Well, look who's here! It's Leland! We've caught him at home and were able to get him to talk to us....me.

Get the episode here.

So, we again talked about the old time Christian rocker Larry Norman (go buy his stuff!).
We tried to figure out who would need to do what if all the technology in the world disappeared. How to spell orange. Leland's upcoming comedy tour is comedytournament.com which will be coming in the new year. A school bans tag. A kid gets stuck going after Sponge Bob. Leland then insults all of Germany. Leland then wants Joell to play "20 questions" but can't remember the name of the game. The person he's trying to get me to guess is this guy who, as it turns out, doesn't live in Calgary...but rather here. A man's dog bursts into flames. Dogs should do their thing in pottys (here's one and here's another one). The Holy Rollers Comedy Revival. Then the outro.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Episode 1 of the Kevin and Joell Show!

KevinThis week's Joell and Leland Show features no Leland and one Kevin (Joell's brother). Enjoy!

After introducing you to my brother... I leave and let him wait for a really long time (I cut the silent parts out) . Our course Hiatus and Haiti are not related. Mark Cuban says something about the changes to the world due to the internet. Hitting cows get a felon arrested . Jesusalem gets lost in translation . Invite a Lamborghini to dinner . Remember.... Leland is a professional. Rower dies just hours into his 90 day trip (maybe not 3 hours...). And, remember, we built this city on rock and/or roll. Music courtesy of Larry Norman. Grab the audio here.



Tuesday, October 03, 2006

To be or not to be... that is the question.

OK. So we really need to figure this out.... We seem to have drifted apart. We no longer talk. Oh, and we keep forgetting to do out podcast! So, our deepest apologies. We will make an announcement by the end of this week about the future of the L@J Show.

In the meantime, enjoy my dog going nutbar.



Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Summer is almost over...

Which, in theory, means the LandJ show will be back in action! Stay tuned!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Looking for Leland - Episode 3 - FOUND HIM!

Yep. Tracked him down hiding in a hotel in Calgary! Hear his apology and excuses here! Click here.

Stay tuned for a new episode of the Leland and Joell show coming soon! (or so he promised).

Friday, July 07, 2006

Looking for Leland Show - Episode 2


Yes, we continue to leave messages on Leland's answering machines. Listen here:

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Episode 1 of the Looking for Leland show


Yes, it's the "Looking for Leland" show. We've misplaced him and now Joell is attempting to stalk him... er... track him down....um... find him so they can do another podcast. Stay tuned!
Click here:

Friday, May 12, 2006

Episode 10 is here.. sorta

You've all heard of a "stand in" before... the person who takes the place of one who can't go on stage (or air) for one reason or another. Well, Leland's not around so I got a stand in to fill his spot... the stand in just didn't know it! Enjoy!
Click here to download the file or right click on the RSS (orange) logo on the right and choose "copy link location" or "copy shortcut" and paste it into you podcasting program to subscribe (like Juice).

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Episode 10... still missing and soon to be pronounced dead!

Yes... it's still not done. We have many excuses...none of which are really that good. I blame our coach and he will be fired immediately.

Monday, April 10, 2006

Episode 10 is... absent

We don't have a note from either of our doctors... but we are absent! Sorry about that. Like ships passing in the night neither Leland nor I (Joell... in case you were unsure who actually writes these things) have been able to connect with either or each other and any odd or even time.

We apologize. We are sorry. We are the world.

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Episode 9 is underachieving!

Welcome to our underacheiving show! So, lower your expectations and enjoy. Seattle, Lent, dog training (again), new buzzverbs, cube farms, Steve Brown Etc. and it's sideshow called Etc, a marriage enrichment conference, the Rolling Stones, and Joell's new mic.

That's it. Kinda lame... but that's all we got.
Click here for the mp3 or right click on the RSS (orange) logo on the right and choose "copy link location" or "copy shortcut" and paste it into you podcasting program to subscribe (like Juice).

Check out Leland's website here: www.lelandklassen.com
Joell's website is here but under achieves as well.

Questions? Ask them at lelandandjoell@gmail.com.
Comments? Just click on the comments link below.
Enjoy!

Saturday, March 18, 2006

Episode 8 - Deja Vu all over again

Episode 8... original edition minus the first minute or so. We thought it had recorded incorrectly but, as it turns out, it was only the first minute or so that was garbled. So... if you can't get enough of our show... listen to this one too! Click here to download the MP3.

Friday, March 17, 2006

Episode 8 is prescribed!

In this episode Leland is in Toronto and Joell is in, um, let's see... oh yah.. Swift Current. They chat about NBA Basketball (the Raptors and the now moved Grizzlies), March Madness, Tyndale College, the Laugh Resort (again), the CBC, 100 Huntley St (and David Mainse), Canadian Bible College (now AUC-NUC) and the Youth Conference on this weekend, Western Christian College, Jay Nelson the ebay scammer, bronchitis, and, finally, hanging up on one's wife.

Click here for the mp3 or right click on the RSS (orange) logo on the right and choose "copy link location" or "copy shortcut" and paste it into you podcasting program to subscribe (like Juice).

Check out Leland's website here: www.lelandklassen.com
Joell's website is here but it ain't that funny.

Questions? Ask them at lelandandjoell@gmail.com.
Comments? Just click on the comments link below.
Enjoy!

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Episode 7 is rectified!

Well, after a delay that was beyond our ability to under control we now have episode 7 hot off the presses. We then forget to add the end bit...so we reconnected to get it for you! :)

Leland is at Tyndale College for this week and doing a bunch of stuff for them... and also doing the Laugh Resort. Check him out this week if you are there. Leland got into a discussion over at Comedy Couch. Joell saw a sign about the famous Group of Seven at Home Hardware. Leland chatted about milk fat and Toronto. I mentioned Winkler Sausage and Garage Band. Then Leland starts coughing and just can't go on without some serious intervention which Joell is unwilling to provide.

Click here for the mp3 or right click on the RSS (orange) logo on the right and choose "copy link location" or "copy shortcut" and paste it into you podcasting program to subscribe (like Juice).

Check out Leland's website here: www.lelandklassen.com
Joell's website is here but it ain't that funny.

Questions? Ask them at lelandandjoell@gmail.com.
Comments? Just click on the comments link below.
Enjoy!

Friday, February 24, 2006

Ummm

OK. So we may be a little "off" in our prediction of a new episode. Blame it on the Olympics...or the weather... but, please, don't blame us... we can't handle the truth.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Patience is a virtue

So, like ships passing in the night, neither I nor Leland have been able to get in touch with the other with success. Hang in there. Spend time with your family/friends. Take up a new hobby. Parse these sentences. We'll be back... we promise... really... honest.